Dungeon Master? More like....

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Emi: 19 Year Old Cry Baby.

Nerdfighter since 2007.

is this blog multifandom? is it an art blog? we'll never know!

Robots and zombies are my jam.

Rapiers are my weapon of choice.

I have an interest in BDSM. This is your warning.

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My therapist just told me a joke.


So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

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Rites: cackled,

There was a shift in my relationship with Martin this week in which “I think you would rate this beer highly in the fruity pebble category” became a casual thing to say.
I enjoy this.

Ivy is totally loving and fluffy and caring and attentive #1

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Genghis’ Problem…

~ Joke by callafraser.tumblr

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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about


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Rites: s square,


I don’t like short dresses. I can’t seem to control my expression and legs at the same time, the photos always turn out a mess :( 

Anyway! Flower dress and headpiece are all finished, step by step instructions for this dress can be found on my blog, and a video tutorial for the headpiece is here

The whole thing is sheer, but you can’t really tell because the petticoat is white and i’m very pale ;;

It was designed, drafted, made, and worn by me! Took 16-ish hours to make, spread over a seven day period. Has about sixty dollars worth of fake flowers in it and several yards of silk organza, poly chiffon, and tulle.

I was a fun and easy little project. I enjoyed it.

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reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

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Romantic at the beach with numbahseven

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